It's Abuse

I'm a broccoli abuser.
Every week, I buy a bunch with the highest, best of intentions.
Sometimes the broccoli fulfills its destiny...

...but most of the time --- not.
Unless that black trash bag is the true destiny of all broccoli bunches.
Do I need to discuss texture? I think we all know the truth.

1 comment:

Rachel said...

Shocking abuse... even George Bush (41) would be appalled!