7.27.2009

We're Trashy

I'd like to send a little love out for the garbage man, or the "waste management specialist" who visits my house very early every Monday morning - Christmas, Thanksgiving, Fourth of July - it matters not - he is my faithful friend. We make a LOT of garbage over here, friends! I'm not very green....I think I have a really big carbon footprint. I'm not proud of it. I'm just telling the truth. And that's why the garbage man is my special, secret friend. I make all this garbage - he cleans it up! A partnership made in heavenly places! Oh, we've put some spectacular stuff out there, too! I hide behind the drapes, chewing a nail, wondering if he'll finally say, "Now that's enough! She can't get away with this!" I imagine him gunning the big Truck of Wonder and spraying gravel in his indignation at my nerve.        This.    Never.    Happens.          He always heaves our stuff into the crusher, never even shooting a glare in my direction as I spy from my window. It's amazing. Cheers for the garbage men everywhere!!!  But especially mine

You can calculate your carbon footprint here - prepare to feel enormously guilty.

3 comments:

  1. Nice!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks for visiting my ol' blog today!

    Take care!

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  2. Your garbage man calls on public holidays?!!! Here we have an amended service after Christmas, Bank Holidays, Easter, etc. I'm wondering what comprises 'spectacular' garbage stuff...?! Love the vantage point of this photo - you peering out from behind the curtains!
    Janice.

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  3. We love our garbage man here too!!
    Thank you for leaving a comment about lovey's on my blog!! I had heard about breaking the binkys... I just didn't do it. However, if the Lord blesses me with more children I'm writting that one down! It takes a lot of work to detach them from their source of comfort for 2 1/2 years!

    Blessing to you!

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